I have come to learn that physics plays an important role in why things happen in soccer. Whenever I go up to the mainland to play, I always have to defend against big white guys that are all super beefy. They all can run around the same velocity as myself; however, their mass is more beefy than mine. This allows them to attain a lot more momentum. Having a bigger momentum allows them to totally knock me off the ball and send me flying into the sky (actually just sends me strait to the ground) which is not too much fun. The only way for me to stay up is to move out of their way and watch them miss me, or eat steaks everyday and get super beefy myself.
4 comments:
is that little steve??? sooo cute.
ps. those steaks aren't working too well so far
eat steak...get beefy...that's very clever of you.
you don't need to get beefy. your hair makes up for it
awww its okay steve. just carry some cardboard signs and that'll make you much more massive.
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